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Story of my life

Once again, credit to reddit.

An image I would frame and put up in my living room wall

Due credit to reddit.

Sometimes I feel that pure and honest music is lost forever

The first day after (yet another) End of the World prophecy

It seems appropriate to start off this blog with a celebration of our first post-Rapture day.

There are only two reasons why the rest of have been left behind: either everyone that died on Saturday was raptured, or this was yet another reason to make fun of religious fanatics. This man, the president of quite an influential radio in the US (at least for people who enjoy cat videos), broadcasted widely and loudly that the world would end on the 21st of May, 2011.

If we were left behind because of the former reason, hey, it's not too bad here. We can live with this. If it was because of the latter reason... I don't think the world even enjoys making fun of christian fanatics anymore. Bill Maher raised the bar on making these people look like fools. They now look like a bunch of colourblind people playing Twister. They don't know what they're doing, but they're doing it anyways.

So hey, time to think about what you're doing. I know you say you don't even have time to think, but this is ridiculous.

Until the 21st of December, 2012, dear fanatics. I know you'll be there.

EDIT: Just realized Saturday was two days ago. My bad. But that's not the point anyways. Still not satisfied? Here: take this.

ALSO, this Camping fellow is on fire. After 2 days of post-Rapture silence, he claims a mathematical error was the cause for the absence of events on Saturday. So, the last day of mankind as we know will now be the 21st of October. Considering he had already predicted the end of the world on the 21st of May of 1998 and also on the 7th of September of 1994, one can only wonder what kind of person gives this lunatic money. And he has already received millions of dollars from (obviously) desperate people.

Take this man to Florida, please.

The beginning

This blog is something I've been putting off for far too long. I believe I need a place where I can freely write every stupid/interesting/funny/depressing/awe-inspiring idea that is worthy of written expression.

There is a very slim chance that anyone will ever come across this blog, so I'm quite the free bird here.

I will assure you, unlikely reader, that I am in no ways what is called a hipster. Therefore, no self-proclaimed "inspiring" pictures with catchy sentences will be allowed in this section of the Ether. No cat pictures either. I hate cats.

So, in closing, I would say you can expect some short ramblings of my mind to be found in this page, along with the crème de la crème of Internet humour. I'm kind of realizing this is the modern day diary.

So be it! Elvis has entered the building.