The beginning

This blog is something I've been putting off for far too long. I believe I need a place where I can freely write every stupid/interesting/funny/depressing/awe-inspiring idea that is worthy of written expression.

There is a very slim chance that anyone will ever come across this blog, so I'm quite the free bird here.

I will assure you, unlikely reader, that I am in no ways what is called a hipster. Therefore, no self-proclaimed "inspiring" pictures with catchy sentences will be allowed in this section of the Ether. No cat pictures either. I hate cats.

So, in closing, I would say you can expect some short ramblings of my mind to be found in this page, along with the crème de la crème of Internet humour. I'm kind of realizing this is the modern day diary.

So be it! Elvis has entered the building.